Mary had Fendi lambs and wore shiny Prada shoes
She walked, skipped, hopped to make all guys drool,
With Gucci earrings, oh my miss fine,
Surely we can dine?
Snap! Retort: sad
D&G do not help in this game?
No alas, the brand is too gay.
Doom Armani, chauvinist pig,
How about U2’s gig?
I watch Opera, so you think?
Impressing fair maidens equals work laden,
Scoffs! Diesel be worn by men like thee,
Lesser weasels thou perceived,
Esprit glasses over armor,
Make ye look rich farmer,
Off, Church’s Gong,
Rid Billabong, al
Slip into Dior,
Bid good bye sire !
